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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

(via fake-mermaid)

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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(via onlinegf)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via onlinegf)

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

Ur cute, ps it's not Nick😏

Asked by Anonymous

Oh hi not nick, it’s been a while. 😂

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via geekassdweeb)

0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

(Source: hamtaryo, via toxichunt)

awwww-cute:

My cat gets visits from his doppelganger

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via adam-tyler)

(via hnobody)

Thick thighs are glorious ok.

allthetreesofthefield:

coldwindandiron:

Agreed.

this is oddly comforting??? 

(Source: curvedbullets, via em-illlly)